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Google's PrayerOur Google, which art in Wi-fi

Quick be thy search.

Thy results come, thy buffer be done,

On Bing as it is in Chrome.

Give us this day our daily updates

And forgive us our spelling

As we forgive those who butcher English grammar.

And lead us not into Apple,

But deliver us from Siri.

For thine is the Wi-fi, the processor, and the android forever.

Amen.
To a believer.Fancy me a fool?
Some sort of ass or mule?
You've got to be kidding,
when you say an invisible force will do its bidding.
In the winter you give children toys;
but your clergy bugger little boys.
But oh wait there's more,
funny ones, they bang their heads against the floor.
Blow up buildings for something they read in a book,
wonder how cunning was the writer,
bloody clever crook.

They're all the same,
innocent people they blame.
Aren't you a bit too old,
to believe the madness you are told?
This weird obsession,
of believing in one.
Look at the Greeks,
they had many- now that was fun.

Every time they open their mouth,
even more nonsense th
Table for who.A table in the corner
set for two
roses and candles
just for you.

Booked this for our
first date.
Now I can't wait.

Arranged to meet on
neutral ground some
where in the middle
of town.

We thought it was time
we met after chatting
on the net.
Talking for so long
it seemed we could do
no wrong.

A voice said hello
not soft more a bellow.
What happened to the woman
who never went on cam.
Now I know she was a man.

I was in a sweat
My heart racing
upstairs I heard pacing.
It was the morning
a beautiful day
the nightmare
I had washed away.
1Z Listu do Zjednoczonych Krain.
"[...] Pokonaliśmy Niszczyciela dzięki Poświęconej. Osiem krain kiedyś oddzielnych teraz się zjednoczyły. Woda, Morze, Światła, Mrok, Ogień, Wiatr, Czas no i epicentrum Wiara. Cykl ten zakończył się ze śmiercią Adhary Poświęconej i Sana z Ahmalem którzy  byli Niszczycielami. To daje nam nowy cykl. Cykl Talizmanu Mocy. [...]"
  Plac ćwiczebny Akademii Jeźdźców Smoków był prawie pusty. Na środku areny stała dziewczyna miała zamknięte oczy. Jej czarne włosy z grana
COLLAB POEM 3I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: It's raining, oh it is indeed
You@All: MY LOVELY STEED,
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: I think i am in great need
You@All: OF HORSE FEED
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: On seeds
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: That bleed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: I am filled with need
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: of feed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and seeds
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: On your bleed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and your indeed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: full of feed
You@All: and weeds
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and bead
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: With greed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: i need
You@All: to plead
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: with greed
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: That we'd
You@A
Pome to MortBlurble and blargle!
The fungle's like marble...
The flustig is blowing,
And such is the way,
Of stating your case,
When reason holds sway...
It's not that I'm jaznick,
Or terribly garblous...
Or wanting a chat,
or something quite farblous....
So whenever your fungle
is open to air,
and your blushniks are blushing...
Without any fears...
A short danggly missive,
portraying, your wishes...
will suffice to inform me,
(oh it's just so delicious!)
Of when you're on, netwise..
so both of us, (gleebly)
can verily cheerably,
greet appositely,
and nothing unsightly
shall mar the endeavour
when gaily, together,
We'll mingle our rhymes....
Big word, Little shinxI’m in the dark, just a little shinx.
These big dogs keep talking the big bark, but I’ll show em when the rain comes.
This little kitty can do more than shine in the night,
I’ll paint these gym walls with red your fright.
Gold fur and a heart of black, my trainer stabbed me in the back.
Broken and bloody I won’t give up till she’s crying over my dead body.
As you look into my eyes the last thing you’ll see is the most hurt part of me.
I’ll protect my innocence behind this fiery bolt,
Rock smash, rock tomb, I already know it’s my doom.
Take my swagger like a thief; I’ll double team th
The reason that students must learn history"Sir! Why should I learn history?"

I gave him a clout with my knuckles.

"Oh! Why are you hitting my head?"

Again, I gave him a clout with my knuckles.

"Shit! Why are you hitting my head? Why should I learn history?"

The student protests again. I put out this splendid answer.

"If you did not remember that you hit, When I hit you again, Could you avoid?"
Goodnight, CthulhuSing a song of madness,
An Old One never dies.
Four and twenty Shoggoths
Baked in a pie.

When the pie burst open,
The guests began to scream.
Wasn't that a wicked dish,
To complete Dagon's scheme?

Lord Cthulhu sleeps in R'leyh,
And sees us in our dreams;
Nyarlathotep babbles in the dark,
And feeds upon our screams.

The cliff-ghasts now are flying free,
Hunting for fresh meat;
And if they catch you dreaming,
Your doom will be complete.
OnCe UpOn A mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE OnCe UpOn A mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE tHeRe WaS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkEr.

ThAt GrEw Up SuRrOuNdEd By OtHeR lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

tHeSe OtHeR lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs WeNt OuTsIdE tO pLaY a KiCkAsS mOtHeRfUcKiN gAmE.

tHe MoThErFuCkErS fOuNd A bUnCh Of SqUaRe ShApEd MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs.

ThAn EvErY mOtHeRfUcKeR dIeD bEcAuSe ThE mIrAcLeS wErE tOo MoThErFuCkIn AmAzInG.

tHe EnD.

hOnK :0)
Off TopicIt all started when I was 13 years,
7 months, 2 weeks,
4 days, 6 hours,
12 minutes & 14 seconds old.

Wait, now that I think about it,
now it would be 15 seconds.
16. 17. 18. 19.
20. 21. 22. 24.
Crap, forgot 23.

Shoot,
Where was I? I lost track...
I think I was at 20-something...
Wait, wait, wait, hang on.
What story was I telling again?
Panty and Stocking                                                          Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness,
                                        Oh evil spirit born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth,
                             May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy, delicate maidens,
                                    Strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger,
                            Shattering  your lowness and impurity and returning it from whe
Mad Libs: Love StoryMy  smelly  darling,
I love you more than  pizza  itself. Each minute away from you is a/an  sun,  each hour is a/an  gross  eternity. Without you, life is dull, boring, and  fluffy.  I feel like a baby without my  statue,  a toddler without my teddy  dragon,  a dog without its  bees.  I can't get you out of my  gut.  I can't stop thinking about the color of your  sand,  your  hard  laugh, the way you  limp  a joke. This morning, when the mail  fire  brought your special delivery  babies,  my  finger  skipped a beat, my  throat  was in my throat, and my  clock  trembled so much, I could hardly  throw  your  white house.  What you said set my
The Abstract Gentleman's BarThe Abstract Gentleman’s Bar

Haha, Gentleman! Please take a seat and I promise you won’t miss a beat
For we got a show for you this evening which revolves strictly around women!
Black, White, Asian and Exotic, I promise they’re all quite the treat
And if you don’t see that I’m being completely honest then why don’t you unzip your pants of denim!

We have Christians and Mormons but none of the Witnesses
We like to keep alive, right? After all you’re only here to hide from your wives or issues
Stuff like money, and children, who grow to be more of an issue in previous Christmases
Yet, here you are now,
Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 1Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 1

Rainbow Dash-The Flash
Spike-Robin
Captain Cold-Noodles

Rainbow Dash-See! Flying is easy! Any loser can fly
Spike-I don't know Rainbow Flash I don't have any wings
Rainbow Dash-Stinks to be you.
(Later Captain Noodles shows up)
Noodles-Now Captain Noodles will turn you into Frozen Chicken Wings
Rainbow Dash-No Dummy! You'll freeze the whole...........Cloud.(Grunting)
Spike-Wheee! Any loser can Ice Skate
(Robike skates in a circle and Captain Noodles falls out of the sky)
Noodles-Aaugh!
Rainbow Dash-(Shivering)

Noodles belongs to Skylanders
Rainbow Dash and Spike belongs to My Litt
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he is xaanikhe has pale hands
the fingers are
long
strong
thin
they flex with the power he carries
they could kill you, you know

he has red eyes
he won't let you look into them
they hold secrets
(as old as time itself, they say)
and pain
(pain that tears at his soul and cuts it to shreds)
and misery
and other exciting stuff

he holds the universe inside him
the sadness of it
is all through him like a poison
from his perfect toes
to the tips of his wings

his wings!

they are night itself
the feathers are sharp
watchout
pretty, but not to touch
(they are like a metaphor
he carries on his back)

his ebony hair falls over his eyes
in
althoughalthough
my dear
your eyes sparkle like the stars above us
and your hair falls justright
over your freckle-powdered shoulder
and your legs are long and slim
and you smell of mango-coconut shampoo
your heart-shaped face speaks of uncertainty
and i see the longing in your perfect smile
psych's officeand s l o w l y
ohsoslow
i put together the shards
of my broken life
with the help of my inner demons
and a nice woman

with diplomas on her walls
how would it be?how would it be
my friend

if i told you that all the stars
i'll ever need
are in your eyes

and if i leant a bit too close for comfort
what would you think

my darling?

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Mango-Peel Lantern

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I like to think of fantastical things;
perhaps a lantern made of mango peel!
Imagine the squishiness of it
and the wet noises it would make when you shook it.
Oh! And the light filtered through the
dripping stickness of the skin
and the lumpy bits of ripe, orange flesh
that haven't been pared off quite as well as the rest.
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NaPoWriMo - Day Twelve.

Okay, so the prompt on the napowrimo website was to get a poem in a foreign language, translate it homo-phonically into English and see what ideas you came up with. I came up with some dribble about a mango-peel lantern, and, well, yeah.
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*swansisters Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lovely image, I have the image in my mind
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~Meggie272 Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh wow, thank you! :giggle: I forgot about this old one.
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Mood: Love ~hannahlily Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
mmm, mango...
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~Meggie272 Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yum yum!
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~hurricane-candy Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that latern would smell so nice, I like it!
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~Meggie272 Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It would smell nice, all mango-y and mmm...thank you!
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*beeinthebottle Apr 14, 2012   Writer
Not dribble -- very imaginative!
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~Meggie272 Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, I'm glad you think so :XD: Thanks.
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